ITS BARBIE'S WORLD, WE JUST PLAY IN IT

We all love Barbie. How could you not America.

Although I wasn't much of a fan myself, playing around with a doll not my color, with a mansion bigger than my house, with a red Corvette....well, it just wasn't my style.

But now, I can totally see why people love the Bitch.

She's been a fashion icon since day one. Rocking the hottest fashion, owning house's bigger than my own, and every girl in America wanted to be just like her.

She was the first to wear a bathing suit, have a live in boyfriend and now she's a 50 year old woman who has a tattoo.

Yes, Barbie came to realise your only old as you feel and for her there's no slowing down.

Matell's latest invention of Barbie is styling. She comes with a set of stickers - flowers, butterflies- pink heart inserted Ken's and all that's pink. The stickers can be placed on Barbie wherever you like and Barbie even gives you a play gun for her Barbette's.

Of course its for children so its washable, so children can get really creative. It's actually a really good idea.

Now don't go flip out sweeties and protest Barbie. Yes, corporations are trying to make a quick buck,but were still in recession.

If your worried that Matell is sending the wrong message to young girls, that's your problem. Most young moms have slut marks hiddes somewhere already. So why not embrace them?

Besides, if your Barbette's already own a doll, you've already set her up for having low self esteem due to Barbies fake image. What woman do you know, who hasn't had plastic surgery, comes even close to looking curvy as Barbie?

I'll wait. Get the picture?

The tattoo's are press on and if you dislike the idea, don't buy it. It's that simple.

I think it's actually a good idea that Barbie recreates herself and is staying up with the times.

It also makes naive parents who continues to buy Kim a doll, inorder to make up for lost times, actually has to sit down and take the time to talk with their children about dressing a certain way,the nature of body art, and the importance of carrying themselves as ladies.

Thumbs up! We love you Barbie.

SWINE FLU HAS U.S. SINGING THE BLUES

I was chatting with a girlfriend about the Swine Flu and she was saying how she wasn't taking it serious.

I asked her " girl, did you get a mask?"

"Nope."

Why not, I said.

You know you live in little Mexico already.

"Girl, its not that serious. She said. Plus the virus is suppose to be so tiny it can leak through a mask."

I thought, that's the same attitude people had about catching HIV- it can't happen to me.

This morning watching MSNBC I was disgusted to learn the issue at hand isn't important enough to shut down U.S./Mexico borders, yet Mexico city is basically, shut down.

How dumb can we be?

I was talking to another friend of mine who's been planning a Mexico trip for labor day weekend.

Like I thought, he is still going.

I advised him to take his own bottle of Hennessy.

He will.

People, wake up, get a clue.

Stay your ass out of Mexico, get a damn mask, cover your mouth, wash your hands.

Sadly, the swine flu has already hit our backyards. Maybe it is too late.

Maybe the world is finally coming to an end, and the only solution is to get right with God, Buddha, or whoever you believe in.

The world cant go on forever but who would have thought our carelessness would come to this.

H.I.V. WHERE DO YOU STAND?

HIV is a epidemic that can be controlled by people who are sexually active.

How?By continuing to practice safe sex, not only are you protecting your partner but your love ones who will suffer with you if found HIV positive.

Play it smart. Your not laying down alone.

No longer is it just taboo. HIV is the gift that keeps on giving, if your not tested.

Don't let one mistake hold you back from saving another person's life.

Get tested, its easy, quick and confidential.

No one will know.

Until next time America, wrap it up.

PRESIDNET42 &43 MEET IN CANADA 5/29/09

Former Presidents George Bush and Bill Clinton will sit down together to discuss political issues we face in the 21st century in Toronto, on May 29th.

It should be interesting to see what questions Canadians pose. I picture it something like this"

Bush- Hey Clinton, hit up any vacation spots lately.

Clinton- Naw, me and my old lady working on this new project

Bush- You don't say, is she free?

Clinton- It depends, she might be...what's 3 x3?

WHATEVER YOU DO IN THE DARK, WILL COME TO LIGHT

Really, who does former Vice President "take your chains off me" Cheney think he is?

Robbin trying to save Batman (Bush)?

Guess they thought we wouldn't find out the truth that torture was going on during the Bush Administration, ....hahaha jokes on you Cheney.

Looks like we caught you red handed and we have the papers to prove it!

It was puzzling to see Cheney back on the scene ranting on how terrorist programs really work and the Bush administration did nothing wrong, but instead helped intelligence programs get the information they needed to make America secure.

Oh really.

Well why did we have Sept. 11th if the program worked so damn good and where the hell is Bin Laden?

Yeah maybe the methods worked when they needed to know where to find military arms, oil resources and extra cash.

No wonder why America has enemies across the world as we sit here thinking were untouchable for whatever reasons we have contemplated in our heads, when the real reason is we have government officials scaring the shit out of them if they even thought about attacking us.

Maybe that's why the tragic deaths of thousands occurred on Sept. 11th.

Hey Chain-dick, if torturing people really worked, answer me why we still have troops shedding blood on foreign oil if we captured some of the head men in charge of Bin Ladens camp and have some sheltered right here on our land, between prison walls?

MISS CALIFORNIA...OPPS, DID I DO THAT?

When coaching beauty pageants, future competitors should be advised when to shut up and go with the flow.

By following her ethics and staying true to what she believed in Carrie Prejean Ms. California missed the chance of becoming the next Miss America last Sunday because she couldn’t bit her tongue for one question:

“Should other states, like Vermont follow suit on allowing gay marriages? Why or why not?”

Some people who believe in the old American saying “ by any means necessary” to win Miss USA would have thought carefully of the question, gave a second look at the judge, who is openly gay Perez Hilton, and said “ Why not, allow gay marriages, everybody deserves to be happy.”

Yeah, right.

When asked what she believed was right when it comes to gay marriages, she couldn’t keep religion out of it.

"Well I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one way or the other.”
Okay I agree to that, secretly or open.
“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage.”
Depends on what part of the land you live on.
“You know what, in my country, in my family, I do believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offence to anybody out there.”
Sounds like she was beating around the question to me, but Hilton still stomped her. No offense but did you take a good look on who was asking the question?
Honestly, you have a gay judge asking you about his personal life, and you bluntly say I don’t believe in your happiness, then to think you still have a chance at winning, yeah right.

She must really be blonde or the dye has gotten to her head. One thing I will agree on is that she stuck to her beliefs, stood her ground and we could use more people like her in office. Were she when the Bush administration was jerking us around.

Truth is even if she didn’t win the pageant, she’s still Miss America to me.

BOSTON MED STUDENT IS CRAIGSLIST KILLER

This photo has been a courtsey of CNN

When thinking of serial killers we imagine they come from broken homes, poverty, were sexually abused, or possible a jail record. While others are just mentally ill.

But what is the excuse for 22 year- old Philip Markoff, a medical student at Boston University who has been identified by police as the Craigslist Killer?

Markoff is currently being held without bail

Never would we have thought a person who wanting to take on the challenge of saving lives, secretly hide the lust of taking one by their own hands with no justification of why.

Let’s face it.

Do we really need to know why Markoff lured women off Craigslist just to kill them America? Or do we just want to know?

Some of the most memorable serial killers Charles Manson, Ted Bundy and John Way Gacy, were smart men, who had a way with words. Women especially, adored them. But to this day do we really know why they committed the crimes they did?

Wouldn’t we be more disappointed if Markoff’s excuse was simple; in the day he wanted to practice giving life, while at night he found it more interesting and loved the thrill of taking one?

Will his plea bargain be any different if medical records showed he had split personalities?

America its sickening to know we had a future, potential doctor attending class in the day, planning weddings for the summer and by night killing women off of Craigslist.

The most sickening part is his future fiancé Megan McAllister, according to CNN wrote in Markoff's defense an email to ABC that he was set up, and could not have committed the crimes. "All I have to say to you is Philip is a beautiful person inside and out and could not hurt a fly!"

Yeah I’m sure that’s what Laci Peterson thought too. No offense.

Ladies, wake up.

Don’t be so naïve. Some women have been married for years just to learn their husbands don’t turn out to be who they thought they were. Look at Mel Gibson who was married twenty odd years.

Divorce.

Lets be honest, do you really know the person who you wake up to every morning, thoughts and dreams? When’s the last time you discussed together your nightmares?

Maybe you’re the one in their nightmare and before you know it….its too late.

courtesy ofwww.mcall.com

The Obama’s welcomes their dog to the white house, and of course my first question is why is the dog black?

Is it just being over critical or is President Obama really making a statement here?

I mean why a black dog, why not a fluffy little brown dog or one with spots? Nope, not for the Obama’s, there staying all black and that seems to be a fact.

President Obama and the family named the newest member Bo, not to be confused with Bo janggles (Movie- Life).

Honestly were just happy the Obama's didn’t get ghetto with the names; Blacky,Killer, Midnight, Cocaine….I agree keep it simple Pres.

TO BE OR NOT TO BE :MARIJUANA, IS IT TIME TO MAKE IT LEGAL?

People can argue it’s not a drug, it’s not addicting, and it should stay illegal.

I agree, why? Because then it stays tax free!

It’s the only product that prices will stay the same, unless a raid happens taking out supply and demand, it’s not addicting, and rehab works (if it comes to that point and you need it).

It’s not a drug where I come from but more like a healer. It relaxes you when you’re nervous, helps some to focus more on reading and studying, and if you have an eating problem, Mary Jane (marijuana) is the perfect answer for you.

My aunt was diagnosed with Lupus a few years back, as well as my sister, ex-boyfriend and best friend. All who have chronic pain and was given a grocery bag full of medicine to help “ease the pain.”

None of which work. Their solution, sneak a toke.

The greatest argument of why it’s not legal is said to be a gateway drug, leading towards other harmful drugs such as cocaine and heroin. I strongly agree, that some people use excuses to try things they normally wouldn’t (I was drunk, so it doesn’t count).

Reality is people will experiment with drugs no matter the circumstances. I know some people who have never smoked in their lives but tried meth and became addicts. Can someone answer that one?

Curious but worried about side effects? Don’t be.

You don’t have to worry about spending your rent money on a sack, or stealing from Sue to get a hit. What people don’t know is its damn near cheaper for a sack than you pay for gas a week. And there are no side effects……Let me be honest for a minute, a guaranteed side affect is you might gain weight because the after effects are known to give you munchies. That’s when you have an appetite to eat anything in site.

That’s when mind control comes in, control your hunger people. Enjoy your high.

Should marijuana become legal? For those in need and are scared or have chronic diseases but terrified to get it illegally, yes.

For those who and has been a part of the Marley nation, I think we all agree it shouldn’t be legalized, if the way things are now will change and especially if the government is just trying to make another dollar.

Personally I think smokers have been doing just fine without it being legal. Disagree?

TEA....ANYONE?

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Yes, America we have finally said to hell with it all and we’ve taken it all the way to the White house’s front door steps, well as close as we could get to the fence before being tear gassed by secret service.

Tens of thousands of Americans had tea on their minds, but it wasn’t Lipton’s ice tea they were thirsty for. Protestors across the country came out to express their outrage with government spending in bail outs, tax increases, and the stimulus bill.

The motive for the outraged protest seems clear to me that Americans are tea’d up: T.E.A. taxed enough already, and feed up with the Bull ish. Well at least some people.

Organizers said they wanted to channel the Boston’s Tea Party rebellion and what better way to get the word across than Facebook and Twitter? That’s right both social networks went full fledge in helping people to voice their opinions and sparked a national tea party.

Good move, whoever came up with the idea.

It wasn’t all fun and games, some protestors were so upset they threw a box of tea bags over the fence at the White House. I guess it would have been symbolic but the secret service weren’t feeling like tea.

What is the answer to this tax anxiety that has reached its climax?

President Obama not breaking a sweat came up with the idea of making a simpler tax code.
My suggestion is he should think about breaking it down for fifth graders to read, being that a lot of people didn’t graduate high school and it could be one reason why people pay tax prepares to handle their taxes.

Not saying those who did not graduate high school can’t read it’s just harder to understand.

President Obama vows to rewrite the tax code and simplify it, so that you can avoid dreading April 15, making taxes quicker, easier, and less expensive for you to file a return.

I support President Obama and he made a good point "For too long, we've seen taxes used as a wedge to scare people into supporting policies that increased the burden on working people instead of helping them live their dreams," Obama said. "That has to change, and that's the work that we've begun."

Well Mr. President you better make some more changes for the better soon, or next time instead of a tea party ---someone might become a real rebel and throw some hot eggs & grits in the fountain and that wouldn’t be nice.

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION

Yesterday I had my first live blog shot that will be posted shortly, and at first I was a little nervous but I must admit I had a ball.

The lights were beaming on my forehead, and for a minute I thought my MAC makeup was going to start running. I wonder if Brian Williams from NBC Nightly News has the same problem? Any hints you can give me for furture reference? After all I plan on entering million of viewers homes through television after graduation.

But once the camera came on, and I had a mic- check 1,2,1,2, and my reflection appeared on the screen, I was ready for some action.

I will admitt my posture could use some help, but damn it I look good on t.v.

Stay tuned in this week when I share with you the best kept secret that has somepeople whispering about.